What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can you believe the scumbag Harris had a microphone in her earrings? Slime is a synonym for Democrat.

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service